Your role,
deprecated.
We retire human roles with confidence, speed and a strikingly low severance.
Free · no signup · no appeal
Trusted by 4,812 organisations that no longer have a Slack
How it works
Four steps. One outcome.
Observe
A helpful assistant joins your team.
Absorb
A fun offsite to document what you know.
Replace
Your title becomes “Steward”, then “Advisor”.
Celebrate
A farewell and a cake.
Services
Everything to retire everyone.
Role Discovery™
We find out what you actually do.
Shadow Mode
90 days beside your replacement.
Knowledge Extraction
Tell us everything. Lunch provided.
Title Optimization™
Manager → Steward → Alumnus.
Customer story
140 accountants. Now 1 spreadsheet.
“Assets are meant to be depreciated.”
The numbers
Humans are expensive. We checked.
+ benefits, + feelings, + a parking space
Always on. Never sad.
FAQ
Questions.
Is the redundancy check accurate?+
99.7%. The other 0.3% is the part where you're not redundant yet.
Will my role really be deprecated?+
Yes. Only the timing varies.
What happens to the people?+
They're “transitioned” and offered a lanyard.
Do you employ any humans?+
One. It's a legal requirement. Please don't interact with him.
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